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Joke of the Day
"Favorite Doubles: 1. Scotch 2. Cheeseburgers 3. Bourbon 4. Entendres 5. Dipping"
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"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."
"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""
"Toddlers run just like a 70s stuntman engulfed in flames."
"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"
"Ten times two is the same as eleven times two Ten times two is twenty Andersen times two is twenty, too"
"Me: *passes out pizza* 3: no fair, you have 4 slices and I only have 2 Me: *cuts his 2 slices into 6 slices* 3: wow, thank you"
"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"
"A Bitter Cold Day Q: What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day? ... A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey"
"""You hang UP."" ""No, YOU hang UP."" - Movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for Up."