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Joke of the Day
"I got a new thesaurus. It's terrible. On top of that, it's also terrible."
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"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."
"I just bought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."
"84% of Schools Scored Below Average on SATs First person who gets this joke will be upvoted."
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"Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver"
"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""
"Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."