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Joke of the Day
"How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching? Terra-fied."
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"When waitresses ask me what I want to drink I always say ""just water for now."" But I'm lying. Water is all I'm getting. I love water."
"Have you ever eaten at a Native American restaurant? It's mostly corn...but you have to make a reservation."
"My Girlfriend broke up with me because I don't last long in bed... I told her if she ever changes her mind, all she has to do is phone and I'll come straight away."
"How much does a German weigh? Teutons."
"I love long romantic walks... ...to the fridge."
"""Poor"" is an odd word because when you put it in front of ""people"" it's sad but when you put it in front of ""bladder control"" it's hilarious"
"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"
"What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's? brucism"
"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."