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Joke of the Day

"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"Rhetorical questions confuse me If someone asks you something, you're supposed to answer them, right?"

"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."

"There are two kinds of woman who never complain. GIFs and JPGs"

"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."

"I have but one greviance with the airplane pilots. Fantastic chaps, but good God, they're never grounded."

"A member of the undead said I was prejudiced against his kind... It's simply not true. I have lots of wight friends."

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"I invented papaya flavored cream cheese. I call it ""Pap Schmear""."