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Joke of the Day
"Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver"
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"I never got why people liked sitting home without pants so much until I was without a job for a week. Now I don't get why people have jobs."
"Give me a compliment? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast? Stop ""Russian"""
"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here."
"No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems."
"Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it."
"My neighbor is a micro biologist. I've never seen him."
"Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak? He kept coming out of no where"
"@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. -Gary Delaney"