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Joke of the Day

"Medication for depression ""may cause thoughts of suicide"". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger"

"Arteries have a special place in my heart"

"A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason."

"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."

"Little Susie Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not little Susie."

"What do you call a weak cup of tea? Subtlety."

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Obviously more than 8, because my basement is still dark."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."

"The cannibal arrived late to the dinner party. He was given the cold shoulder."

"Happy 2011! I can't wait for Internet Explorer 9."