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Joke of the Day

"A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason."

"Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier. Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam."

"Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban."

"What do you call a Hawaiian homosexual? A tropical fruit."

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over."

"I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt."

"What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk? The dog has cerebral pawlsy."

"Q: Why did the elephants go on a diet? A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk."

"whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick"