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Joke of the Day
"Arteries have a special place in my heart"
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"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"
"If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you"
"""Alcohol doesn't affect me"" *Wakes up with cornrows, a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*"
"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."
"When god created Adam, she said: ""I've got good news and bad news.... ...good news is, I'm giving you a penis AND a brain. Bad news is, I'm only giving you enough blood to use one at a time."""
"Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face"
"Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!"
"Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight."
"What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes."