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Joke of the Day
"Happy 2011! I can't wait for Internet Explorer 9."
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"What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld? Oddfeld..."
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"My parents are in town and said they'd be at my house in ten minutes, and I'm wondering if that's enough time to build a moat."
"What do you call an angry terrorist? Amin Amood"
"Math joke Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She is not coming back."
"Pencil Me In Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th."
"What drove the British mystery fan insane? He lost his Marples."
"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."
"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."