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Joke of the Day

"God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it"

"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."

"BRAAAAIDS -zombie sleepover"

"My friend recently started a career as a hitman... I hear he's making a killing."

"New health study on the psychology of midgets Shows that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"

"Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as ""Quiet and keeps to herself."""

"I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"

"2016 That's the joke."

"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"

"Thanks for explaining to me what ""many"" means! It means a lot!"