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Joke of the Day
"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."
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"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."
"A couple were french kissing, then the guy looks at the girl and says "" I think I swallowed your gum"" Nah, says the girl, I just have a cold."
"Happier than a witch in a broom shop."
"Taint Why is the taint called your taint? because it taint your nuts and it taint your ass."
"A driver was so focused on being upset I was texting while driving... They rear ended the car ahead of them. I guess texting while driving is distracting."
"What will Kim Jong-Un name his child? Kim Jong-Deux."
"The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?!"
"I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had. Yep, home schooling has its perks."