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Joke of the Day
"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."
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"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Lukewarm and bitter."
"I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean."
"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"
"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."
"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"
"Sitting on the toilet this morning, I was reminded of my first divorce. At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork."
"Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She gave birth in the spring"
"Doctor: ""Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."""