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Joke of the Day

"""I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."" - Kevin James"

"Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole"

"Picking up a tiny piece of paper off the carpet would probably only take me one second... But for some reason I'd rather vacuum over it 100 times, at different angles..."

"I'm woman enough to admit when you're wrong"

"Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically."

"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"

"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."

"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."

"Why was the young strawberry upset? Cause his mom was in a jam. :("

"What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea..."