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Joke of the Day

"When you're accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don't reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago."

"A german walks into a bar and orders one martini. The bartender asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies ""No, one you dumbass!"""

"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""

"So what DID the reddit admins said to the mods?"

"I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's"

"Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger"

"What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays? The week force."

"Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Asked my wife if I was going to get a ""tip"" for driving her around today. She laughed and laughed. Apparently so hard, she got a headache."

"Hitler's proofreader for Mein Kampf was literally a Grammar Nazi."