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Joke of the Day

"Asked my wife if I was going to get a ""tip"" for driving her around today. She laughed and laughed. Apparently so hard, she got a headache."

"New on NBC.... A buddy cop drama starring a mentally challenged detective and his Native American partner. They're gonna call it Tard and Feathered."

"Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize that your zipper has been down and you haven't pissed in 8 hrs"

"Mr. T went to the toilet I pity the stool"

"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"

"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."

"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"

"If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?"

"-""I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.."" -""Please don't"" -""...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo"" -""I'm leaving you"""

"Did you hear about the Amish woman who got arrested? She was doing 2 Mennonite a night"