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Joke of the Day

"""IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN"" I yell while running in the opposite direction."

"JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind"

"TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking ""Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"" I replied ""No, only guns."""

"Where do Sikhs buy clothes? Turban Outfitters"

"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."

"What's a telemarketer's favourite element? Scamdium."

"Did you hear about the Patriots? I personally think it's all overblown."

"Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet."

"INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired previously? ME: yeah, I tried putting pizza in the copier INTERVIEWER: [excitedly] did... did it work?"

"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."