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Joke of the Day
"Where do Sikhs buy clothes? Turban Outfitters"
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"A bicycle can't stand on its own. . . . . because it is two-tired."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, But I soon realized that toucan play that game."
"My annual performance review says I lack ""passion & intensity"", guess management hasn't seen me alone with a Big Mac."
"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."
"Floaters What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ? - Your grandma's jaws"
"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"
"Left my iPod in the Washer and Dryer... I accidentally left my iPod in the washer and dryer, and when I took it out, all of my songs with explicit lyrics had been deleted."
"I really don't know how to put this but I think I am allergic either to peanut butter or dog saliva."
"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"