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Joke of the Day

"Where do Sikhs buy clothes? Turban Outfitters"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group is thinking of joining a 10k and I really don't like them."

"Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"

"Karma points do not reflect your self worth Now gimme my karma points!"

"Whats The Difference Between A Pick-Pocketer And A Peeping Tom? One snatches watches, and the other watches snatches!"

"Commercial for Twitter: ""Are you tired of arguing with people you actually know?"""

"Levi's commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's"

"I tried bringing sexy back but the lady at Walmart assured me I didn't get it there."

"If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying ""Don't eat that..."""