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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Patriots? I personally think it's all overblown."

"""Why I watch porn backwards"" -friend doing comedy, please enjoy Reddit!"

"The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia"

"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."

"Them: Can you describe yourself in five words? Me: Stay at home couch accessory."

"Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad."

"Reason for ER visit: Injured in a masturbatory frenzy Again."

"Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store."

"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."

"What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"