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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Patriots? I personally think it's all overblown."
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"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."
"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."
"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"
"I asked my Welsh friend how many partners he's had in his life... he started to count and he fell asleep."
"How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!"
"Strap-on If you're thinking of purchasing a strap-on, you don't want to rush into the decision...you're going to be stuck with it for life."
"Listen lady, you have 2 options. Either make your baby stop eyeballing me, or she & I can go outside to settle this."
"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week. The doctor told me he's in stable condition."
"What do you call a masterbating cow? Beef stroganoff"