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Joke of the Day

"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."

"Submit a joke This subreddit."

"What's the difference between a star and America? The star has a bright future."

"I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"

"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."

"Two Policemen Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."

"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"