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Joke of the Day

"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."

"What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2? Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd"

"Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough."

"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."

"Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel? He came, he saw, he came."

"What did the prostitute say to the psychic? I don't do aural. You're welcome and I'll show myself out."

"What did the man without a voice box say?"

"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"

"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."

"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"