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Joke of the Day
"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."
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"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."
"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."
"I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels."
"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree might kill you? A pool table."
"What I reply with when someone asks, ""What'd the comment say?"" [Removed]"
"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts"
"HIM: My new girlfriend's name is ""Bella"". That means ""Beautiful"" in Italian. ME: It also means ""War"" in Latin...so good luck with that."