230947

Joke of the Day

"Sexist joke (insulting but funny) What do you call a woman who's lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced!"

"I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone"

"What did the mod say when he was wrong? [BANNED]"

"Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi? Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works."

"I was really pissed at my boyfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered he's imaginary. So I'm good."

"If I've given you a card at your birthday party, know I bought it a half-hour ago and signed it on the dashboard of my car 5 minutes ago."

"How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? Who says it's dark?"

"The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"You cant have crisis without ISIS"

"Why didn't British explorers dig latrines? They had pith helmets."