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Joke of the Day

"I like playing chess with bald men in the park... although its hard to find 32 of them."

"I wish I could crowd surf to work."

"I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them."

"What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo"

"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."

"Why do potheads only steal from other potheads? Otherwise there's nothing worth toking."

"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."

"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."

"""We have here the results of your fraternity test."" (*opens envelope*) ""Kyle... You are NOT the bro!"""

"*pizza man crashes his car into a house and flies through the windscreen and smashes into TV* ""yo you order pizza?"" *they didn't*"