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Joke of the Day

"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."

"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."

"if you don't have hair, will your head skin turn gray when you get old"

"Guy tip: If your girlfriend has a really annoying friend, don't tell her how bothersome she is or to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how attractive she is."

"What's a porn stars favorite drink? 7up in cider"

"Why do Pedophiles love Pianos? Because they can touch A Minor"

"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed and laughed Then i remembered that my wife and I had different dentists."

"A man comes into a bar... Wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse."

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know .There was a long silence and then she hung up."

"What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? A shitty-sore-ass."