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Joke of the Day

"I wish I could crowd surf to work."

"I just finished making a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."

"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"

"I recently came into a very large sum of money so they fired me from my job at the bank."

"Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Dr. Seuss character."

"This new digital camera says the shutter speed is so fast you can photograph a hummingbird's wings, or a woman with her mouth shut."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."

"I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit."

"I went to a paraplegic fundraiser It was crawling with pussy"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."