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Joke of the Day
"I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them."
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"I watched my cat wake after an 8 hour nap, and play with joyful abandon with his 10 cent plastic snake, and thought: Lucky fucking bastard."
"Do you know the difference between a strip club and an elementary school? If you dont your a sick mothafucker!!!"
"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."
"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...he goes up to the bartender and asks how much a drink is. The bartender replies saying: ""For you? No charge."""
"A boy was born without testis Doctor asked the father: is there any member in the family who had the same anomaly. Father replied without missing a beat: yeah, his mother."
"Him: Are you mad? Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: No, I'm fine, why?"
"Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly."
"What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee? **""Suck it up""**"
"2016 is on such a high kill streak I'm worried for when it's going to unlock nukes"