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Joke of the Day

"Australian joke I just heard An Australian kiss is like a French kiss only it's... down under."

"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."

"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."

"What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas cracker"

"I've recently invented a new gaseous compound I like to call 'Fuh'. I like to spray myself with it before I go out. It often causes people to Fuh-cough."

"*Pillsbury Doughboy approaches mic* I would like to apologize for my recent actions, but would remind you I never claimed to be a roll model"

"What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's"

"Science jokes these days... All the good ones Argon."

"Watson returns from work one day... and finds Sherlock in bed with a very young girl. ""Christ, Sherlock! How old is this girl?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"How are girls and jokes alike? They both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get."