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Joke of the Day
"monica lewinsky had one job.... and she sucked at it."
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"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"
"So true... Q: Why do women have boobs? A: So you have something to look at while you're talking to them!"
"Fun Fact: If you answer your phone, ""Christ speaking"", 70% of the callers will hang up on you. You're welcome."
"Two dyslexics are walking down the street... ""Can you smell dog shit?"" asks the first. ""I can't even smell my own name"" replies the other"
"What was the Mexican killers name? Tequila"
"If a woman falls in the kitchen and I pretend not to hear it, does she still hear the sound of me tweeting about it?"
"Russian computer: ""Enter password"" Me: ""Beef stew"" Russian computer: ""Password not stroganoff"""
"I'll catch you later: Cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child."
"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."