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Joke of the Day
"What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad"
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"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"
"Have you heard of the film constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"[NSFW] I have a real passion for bat guano... You could say I'm bat shit crazy"
"Names that when read out loud sound dirty Hue Janis Hue Jazz Dixie Normous Jack Mehoff Mike Hawk Phil Mahooters Philip Mabung"
"My Uncle When I was a young boy, my Uncle would always tell me ""Always leave them wanting more"" Which is probably why he lost his job in famine relief."
"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"
"Dis earing letters? There's an 'app' for that."
"Hungry A man asks a hungry man what makes 2+2 Hungry : 4 loaves"
"""I prefer their older stuff"" -Archaeologists"