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"The American Education System"
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"What US State has the smallest soft drinks? Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/"
"Remember: Before you were Mommy's little darling you were Daddy's little squirt."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"
"A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)"
"Glad I spent 40 minutes getting my 1 year old dressed so she could go outside for 3 seconds."
"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."
"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"
"""Welcome to Panda Express"" ""I'd like one panda"" ""Sorry we don't sell pand-"" *slips cashier $100* ""Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes"""
"So one man walks into a bar and the other one ducks."