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Joke of the Day

"The American Education System"

"We saw a sign yesterday that said... No wonder your muffler is tired. It's EXHAUSTED !!!"

"Why are Paris's streets lined with trees? German soldiers like to march in the shade."

"Why /r/Hillaryclinton is a ghost town All their keyboards have water damage."

"Twilight werewolf Taylor Lautner turns 18 today. That makes him 126 in dog years so, unfortunately, we're going to have to put him to sleep."

"If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people."

"Pharmacist: need any help? Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car"

"Wanna hear a construction joke ? I'm still working on it."

"Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. and dont ask y."

"My wife made me pack my own bag for vacation and now I have to figure out how to wear potato chips."