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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline."
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"What did one gay sperm say to the other??? Wanna get shit faced?!"
"Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them."
"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."
"A scientist and an engineer walk into a bar... The scientist says ""I'll have some H2O."" The engineer says ""I'll have H2O, too."" The engineer dies."
"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"
"Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit? Because it blew up."
"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."