47895

Joke of the Day

"First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great."

"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"

"I can swallow two bits of string... And they will come out tied together. I shit you knot!"

"I just saw a guy take a bite out of a kitkat without breaking it apart first. Listen sir, society has rules. Adhere to them please."

"5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you."

"An alien, a predator and a terminator walk into a bar... and then... I've got nothing. Someone finish the joke!"

"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."

"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."

"Why couldn't Donald Trump be a successful song writer? Because every good song has a bridge, not a wall."

"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""