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Joke of the Day
"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
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"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"
"Feet are legends"
"Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was."
"Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them."
"I've got the body of a twenty year old. It's in the trunk of my car."
"Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns."
"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"
"Why does James Brown like South Korea? Because its got Seoul."
"How you control your anger Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush"