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Joke of the Day

"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"

"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? never mind, you probably won't get it."

"According to my neighbor's rooster, it's 5am now. Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow."

"Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad? Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different."

"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"Im opening a DIY whorehouse. It's called ""Go fuck yourself""."

"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."

"Turn your proctologist into a magician by stuffing 45 feet of scarves in your butt."

"Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse? Because she was looking for a stable relationship."

"What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic."