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Joke of the Day
"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."
Next Joke
"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"
"Two blonds are having a conversation. Two blonds are having a conversation when one says to the other ""I had sex with a brazilian last night"" The other blond replies ""WOW that's a lot of men"""
"Want to hear a clean joke? Jerry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man."
"How many black people are needed to change a light bulb? One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops."
"What do you call the ""Dirty Jobs"" guy beating someone up? A Mike Rowe Aggression"
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall Dam"
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."
"Q: Why don't blind people skydive more often? A: It scares the hell out of their dogs."
"What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities? An impasta!"