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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff? A: Because it had no guts."

"Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch."

"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."

"I don't think I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!"

"What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common? They both get better when you drop the ""base""."

"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."

"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."

"How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!"

"When I say ""I'm broke"" I don't mean I have $0. It means I have responsibilities to take care of before wastin' money on dumb stuff. Merica."

"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."