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Joke of the Day
"I don't think I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!"
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"El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth."
"What do you call someone who takes things literally? A kleptomaniac!"
"She said she wanted to hear a double-entendre... ...so I gave her one."
"Bernie Sanders to ban Oral sex if he becomes president.... ""It's the only way I can get reddit to stop sucking my dick"" - he said."
"I can't wait 'til my kids leave home. I've got so much swearing to catch up on."
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."
"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help."