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Joke of the Day
"What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common? They both get better when you drop the ""base""."
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"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."
"What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, ""Chew, chew, chew!"""
"What's the longest Island in New York? Long Island."
"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."
"Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones"
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"
"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"