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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch."

"What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!"

"I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well."

"Guns don't kill people Bullets do"

"What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen? I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"

"One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password."

"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"

"When I die, can you do me a favor and tell my wife that I loved her? Thanks. Oh and delete my tweets. My password is thisbitchiskillingme."

"I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster."