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Joke of the Day

"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."

"MY KNUTS My nuts hurt so bad. Doctor says I'll have to chop em."

"Never trust an atom They make up *everything*"

"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"

"What do a Catholic Priest and McDonald's have in common? Both like to stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"What do you call a snake that has been knighted? Sir Pent..."

"I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: ""Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"""

"Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!"

"Did you hear about the house the lesbians built? All tongue and groove, no studs. I heard they did it lickety split too!"

"""Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all"" - an actual duck."