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Joke of the Day
"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."
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"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"
"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."
"The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye."
"How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane."
"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."
"What did the old fly say to the young fly? I've seen a lot of shit!"
"What do you call a pirates thong? A whispering eye patch."
"Britain just left the EU! But they'll be alright... After all, you always lose a few pounds after a break up."
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