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Joke of the Day

"An Aborigine walks into a bar wearing one sandal. ' Lost a sandal dude??, ' asks the barman. ' Nah,found one, ' replies the Aborigen."

"Watch as i slowly pull my shirt up over - wait, stuck in the too-small neckhole...struggling... Okay, dont watch."

"Why do Eskimos have wide noses? Because they pick their nose with their gloves on."

"Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat"

"Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory"

"Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?"

"Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles? So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""

"Somehow women make a new friend every week while guys just know the same six people their entire lives."

"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."