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Joke of the Day

"A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base."

"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."

"My friends most commonly describe me as ""who?"""

"Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down."

"Why can't there be peace in the Middle East? It IS what it IS."

"What joke has sebadoh for a punch line? A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery."

"Sorry to hear about your breakup. If it's any consolation, I don't know what he ever saw in you."

"What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don't spray it."

"the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials"

"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."