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Joke of the Day

"A cure has been found for homosexuality. Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away."

"An abacus doesn't need batteries you can always count on it"

"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."

"Gay men make sure you're using protection You know: body armor, pepper spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too."

"Whats the difference....? What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage."

"This year's election is a joke. I for one, find it Hillary-ous."

"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."

"You'd think nursing a child would go by quickly... ...but it feels like a maternity."

"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"

"What does an Indian boy say to his mum when he goes out? Mumbai"