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Joke of the Day

"A cure has been found for homosexuality. Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away."

"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs."

"You know you are out of luck.. You know you are out of luck, when you ass-fuck your GF and still end up with a kid !"

"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."

"It's not about how she looks, it's all about how she looks at you."

"You want to know why we couldn't put together an Eighties Music Festival? It was to much of a cluster-funk."

"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"

"Be careful of black ice. I rode my bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, ""what are you going to do now?"" God said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""

"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""