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Joke of the Day

"Gay men make sure you're using protection You know: body armor, pepper spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass."

"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""

"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."

"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"

"My brother thought his vasectomy ... would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changed the color of the baby."

"When I was a kid, I once stayed up all night to see where the sun went Then it dawned on me"

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"

"This stray cat on my balcony is looking at me like I'm invading its privacy."

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? ...because there are too many ears."