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Joke of the Day
"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."
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"My therapist told me the reason I have a lower sex life than I want Is because I misinterpret what people are telling me. I'm pretty sure she wants my dick."
"Life is a lot like a game of golf... Too many strokes and you loose."
"How do you know your sister is on her period?..... Your father's dick tastes like blood..."
"How is Microsoft like Bob Marley? I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates."
"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."
"If our next President is Donald Trump.. He will put the P.O.S in P.O.T.U.S"
"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"
"Iron Man is a super hero... Iron woman is a command."
"A horse walks in to a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender is also a horse. Everyone human is a horse now. Our lives are simultaneously more and less complicated."