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Joke of the Day

"Woke up and saw my shadow and it looked fat. Six more weeks of self-loathing."

"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"

"What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean? a good start."

"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"

"I Went To See Star Wars Yesterday... And some asshole in the protectionist's booth spent two hours showing everyone spoilers. What a dick."

"911: 911. What's your emergency? Me: I'm bleeding profusely. 911: Sir, this line is reserved for joke formats. Me: ..."

"I probably wouldn't even use the gym if I were in prison."

"THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon"

"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"

"How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke."