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Joke of the Day
"I blame instagram for making these basic b*tches think that they're ""models"" in real life."
Next Joke
"I think tomorrow I'm going to respond to everyone using only lyrics from songs by The Dead Deads. Wish me some luck at the DMV."
"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are."
"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"
"Crabs A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"Stressed? Try this: Picture a lake at dawn. Ducks beginning to stir... Then drink 22 beers & drive your car into a church."
"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"
"If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?"
"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"