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Joke of the Day

"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."

"Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food. As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex."

"NICE TO MEAT YOU, I scream as I throw slices of salami at strangers"

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."

"What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard."

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."

"Son: Dad I'm fucking serious! Dad: well I'm fucking your mother."