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Joke of the Day

"What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !"

"Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results."

"Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?"

"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls. I'm sorry"

"My friend just passed the bar exam. I need lawyer jokes. GO! What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do? . . . Stick his bill up his ass."

"My wife is gorgeous, selfless, amazing, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type."

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"Whats green and goes through walls? A frog if you throw it hard enough..."

"[shipwreck diary] Day 32: a plane flew over last night but I fired the only flare on day 5 to celebrate my first solid shit in over a week"