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Joke of the Day
"Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results."
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"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."
"I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, ""Where we're going, we don't need roads."""
"JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I saw a black man walking down the street with a TV. ""That looks a lot like mine..."" I thought... Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."
"Beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"
"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."
"My kid just asked me where Washington 3-D is, because she wants to see the presidents house...Now I can't decide if she's cute, or retarded."
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."