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Joke of the Day
"Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results."
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"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"
"This looks like a job for.. *I rip open my jacket* Jacket Repair Man! *I sew my jacket back together*"
"What do you call a female peacock...? A peacunt"
"I have an odd friend who gets off to the dictionary. It's weird but he's come to terms with it."
"What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and donald trump? One of them is a racist carrot"
"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."
"I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers."