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Joke of the Day
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls. I'm sorry"
Next Joke
"Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks"
"probably the best joke rn your face..."
"So buddy, how's life in North Korea? I can't complain."
"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."
"I asked a hooker to talk dirty to me in Latin. She declined."
"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"
"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"
"I was going to yell ""Surprise!"" but missed the opportunity, now I'm stuck standing behind a curtain wondering when this becomes stalking."
"""Why is your blow up doll half deflated?"" ""She was getting a little heavy.."""